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Cupcakes?
CUPCAKES?!
I wish I had an Obamallama cupcake.
Then I could eat it!
Or would that be racist?
But yes, very true. Very aggravating isn't it? I try to get over it as well but it's hard when it's EVERYWHERE.
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~Blood is thicker than water, but not as thick as ketchup!
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EM
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I'm not a cannibal...I just really love sour-patch kids! ~ Me
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;_; EVERYWHERE. It's like the world is rubbing it in my face!D=
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants.
-Thomas Jefferson
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants.
-Thomas Jefferson
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
After all, they think anything bashing him is racist.
So I'd hate to see what eating a cupcake with his face on it would do. xD
Same, same. And I hate looking at his mug! He's so ugly in my opinion! I hate his chin! Like Clinton's and Kerry's! Do all Democratic president people have such big ugly chins?! DX<
Buuuut that's irrelevant. Making fun of people's appearances is not nice. :c
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~Blood is thicker than water, but not as thick as ketchup!
"Believe it baby, it talks!" ~Audrey 2; Little Shop of Horrors (1986 film)
*Note: If you see any n00bish comments from me prior to 2009, please ignore them. Hurhur.
...*has never noticed his chin* For me it's his lips. They're purply.:<
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants.
-Thomas Jefferson
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
I havent heard him say one Democrat president that he admires and wants to be like. correct me if I'm wrong.
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EM
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I'm not a cannibal...I just really love sour-patch kids! ~ Me
click if you want to RP/chat with me:3
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants.
-Thomas Jefferson
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
I try not to listen to him when I can Xp his voice gives me bad headaches
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EM
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I'm not a cannibal...I just really love sour-patch kids! ~ Me
click if you want to RP/chat with me:3
Hello! IT'S A CUPCAKE! <3
Oh god purply DB>
And his wife is a monkey. I swear! She scares me! Saw a pic of her on a magazine in Target and I nearly wet myself. :C
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~Blood is thicker than water, but not as thick as ketchup!
"Believe it baby, it talks!" ~Audrey 2; Little Shop of Horrors (1986 film)
*Note: If you see any n00bish comments from me prior to 2009, please ignore them. Hurhur.
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