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"this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets and inmovable object." - heath ledger as the joker in the dark knight.
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Christ in the hearts of all who think of me
Christ on the lips of all who speak of me
Christ in the eyes of all who see me
Make me your instrument Lord
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants.
-Thomas Jefferson
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
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You got me a handshake?
Thank you!
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Everyone knows that automechanics tamper with the battery, so you have to come back to them in a week. But you can't do jack! Because they're, you know, tied...to the...mafia.
(lolwut)
I actually think you did pretty well with the height thing. 8D If he was any smaller, he would be way too short, and if he was even just a little taller he'd be too big. So, yeah. Good job. XD
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Zim: You're Tak's ship!
Jhonen: You're exposition!
-"Dibship Rising" Invader Zim DVD Commentary
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Please leave me alone in my little world of doom and insanity...
I do what I want...No pushing your opinions on me, kthnx
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