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Click me, I'm Irish. [link]
Most days I'm pessimistic, and I think, "Everybody in the world is stupid." Some days though, I'm optimistic, and I think, "Everybody in the world is stupid, except for me."
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants.
-Thomas Jefferson
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
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Live long and be immature!!!!!!!!
- "Come on over everyone and help us eat this little boy!"
-Robo Mom from Invader Zim
Avatar thanks to MenInASuitcase :3
R.I.P SEVERUS SNAPE
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I'm not passing judgement, I just think you're stupid.
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Those who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot
Not all that glitters is gold. Some of it is vampires.
You are entitled to your opinion, even if it sucks like you.
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"I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal." ---Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
I own: ~Z-A-D-F, ~Z-A-D-E and ~Order-of-the-Stick
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Christ in the hearts of all who think of me
Christ on the lips of all who speak of me
Christ in the eyes of all who see me
Make me your instrument Lord
Moderating: ~Trich-club
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants.
-Thomas Jefferson
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
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