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Christ in the hearts of all who think of me
Christ on the lips of all who speak of me
Christ in the eyes of all who see me
Make me your instrument Lord
Moderating: ~Trich-club
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You say if you were to look up freak in the dictionary, you'd find my picture. You fail to realize, I didn't just pose for the picture, I wrote the DEFINITION for it!
~Me
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Pixel account → ~Kats-pixels
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"Why do I always have to save your... Ahhh!" - Timon
"KISS IT! Maybe it'll turn into a prince!" - Mambo
"They locked down their fortress... with locks!" - Zim
"My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?" - Dib
I'M TINY TOONS #1 FAN!!!
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[link] <- A webcomic about cartoon science and getting mad at people.
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when i say im a Christian im not shouting "im perfect", im whispering "i'm flawed, and i need God's help"
"i have a time machine, it goes forward at regular speed" - alisa
(I choose to believe he's just seen Gretchen walk by.
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"I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal." ---Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
I own: ~Z-A-D-F, ~Z-A-D-E and ~Order-of-the-Stick
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