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"Why do I always have to save your... Ahhh!" - Timon
"KISS IT! Maybe it'll turn into a prince!" - Mambo
"They locked down their fortress... with locks!" - Zim
"My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?" - Dib
I'M TINY TOONS #1 FAN!!!
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Christ in the hearts of all who think of me
Christ on the lips of all who speak of me
Christ in the eyes of all who see me
Make me your instrument Lord
Moderating: ~Trich-club
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Bloodbabe2003: You and your erections
Bloodbabe2003: ....
Bloodbabe2003: Boy, there's a sentence I never thought I'd say to another girl
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My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard,
and theyre like dya wanna trade cards?
and Im like
Yeah I wanna trade cards. Ill trade all except my char-i-zard!!
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when i say im a Christian im not shouting "im perfect", im whispering "i'm flawed, and i need God's help"
"i have a time machine, it goes forward at regular speed" - alisa
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HAPPY CHRISTMAS !!!
I am a ninja
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